promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

roboclaws:

HEY I JUST MET YOU

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT HERE’S MY NUMBER

SO COME TAKE DOWN AN INTERNATIONAL NEONAZI TERRORIST ORGANISATION WITH ME

MAYBE?

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flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: demonstiell)